‘I didn’t know hearts could do that’: To All the Boys and a feminist look at lovePsst: spoilers for the latest To All the Boys movie ahead! Venture at your own risk.Feb 15, 2021Feb 15, 2021
Buffy was the first piece of evidence that Joss Whedon is an abusive misogynistUndoubtedly by now, you’ve heard about the latest accusations against Buffy creator Joss Whedon, this time from Charisma Carpenter —…Feb 11, 20213Feb 11, 20213
Body ManiaEve wanted to know everything, so God gave her the one thing she couldn’t intellectualize: a human body. Pretty killer curse, if you ask…May 6, 2020May 6, 2020
Published inThe HavenIt’s the End of the World, and I’m Totally Buggin’!Okay, so like, the thing about the end of the world is that it happened at a totally inconvenient time. It was like three weeks before…Mar 24, 2020Mar 24, 2020
Going the Social Distance: An Astrological Guide to Not Losing Your MindWhen we emerge from all this insanity in, well, however many months, it’s safe to say the world as we’ve known it will be gone, replaced…Mar 21, 2020Mar 21, 2020
Acting Isn’t Just for the Rich: Taking Your Own (Useable!) HeadshotWhen you start out as an actor, everybody warns you that this industry will be hard; they tell you very few people actually manage to make…Mar 19, 2020Mar 19, 2020
Area Feminist Just Wants Aggressively Masculine Man to Grab Her by the PussyST. LOUIS, MO — Speaking to reporters on Tuesday, local feminist activist Jessica Bell revealed that all she really, really wants is to be…Jan 10, 2020Jan 10, 2020
Young White Men ‘Excited’ to Ruin Country with Third-Party VoteNEW YORK, NY — A mere twenty-four hours before Election Day, it appears there’s one group of voters Hillary Clinton still hasn’t managed to…Jan 5, 2020Jan 5, 2020
Published inThe HavenChivalry Not Quite Dead Yet, New Study FindsNew York, NY — Despite previous claims that chivalry had died, new research suggests that, though in critical condition, it is, in fact…Jan 2, 2020Jan 2, 2020
To All the Rom Coms I’ve Loved Before — now in podcast form!A month or so ago, I reviewed To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before as a kickoff to a series of reviews about romantic comedies. Obviously…Oct 10, 2018Oct 10, 2018
To All the Rom-Coms I’ve Loved BeforeIn honor of To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before being released on Netflix, and to encourage me to finish writing this half-finished rom-com…Aug 24, 2018Aug 24, 2018
We Need to Talk About Jim and Pam“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates — my kids are gonna be right about that.” — Pam Beesly, S5E15May 31, 20181May 31, 20181
Empathy and the Societal ContractAfter the most recent school shooting in Santa Fe, a reporter asked one of the survivors whether she thought, at any point during the…May 25, 20183May 25, 20183
The VeilIn a land far from our own, a princess was once born so beautiful that anyone who looked upon her was instantly enchanted. It afforded her…Apr 15, 20181Apr 15, 20181
Published inthe Cafeat the point of burstinglimber fingers dug a hole in the center of my chest yours or mine, not even the nighttime remembers anymore its not bloodredblood that…Apr 14, 2018Apr 14, 2018
Published inthe Cafecasual hungergin is a habit I’m trying to break. it’s always waking me up at eight in the morning to taunt me with 2am’s dixie-chick-belting…Mar 6, 2018Mar 6, 2018
Published inthe CafeYour daughter is not a shieldOn the corner of 37th and 5th, some guy calls me a bitch. At home, he has a baby girl, just six months. He doesn’t think about her when he…Jan 17, 20181Jan 17, 20181
Make Christ Come Again“I swear on every choker I own, if I have this baby in America, I’m burning the whole thing to the ground!” raged Maria from the backseat…Dec 17, 2017Dec 17, 2017
